January 09, 2007

A Cry For Help

"Dear Mr. Tuesday,

You are my favorite day. I'm glad you are here again. You are soo neat. Monday is soo mean and Wednesday doesn't even talk to you. I'm soo sorry that the other days don't like you. Personally, I like you. A lot. I agree with you that technically speaking you should be made the first day of the week. Tuesday is really the day that things get going. Mondays are like, sad, and mean. But by Tuesdays, all right! Things are going good! And once Tuesday is over, it is really almost the end of the week. I mean, Tuesday should be Hump-day!!! And Tuesday? Sometimes I write letters to myself too.

BFF

Tues-- month."

(it was at the end of the letter here that there were found big fat tuesday tear drop stains.)

Posted by ian at January 9, 2007 09:38 AM
Comments

psst. wednesday is spying on you, tuesday.

Posted by: brap at January 10, 2007 11:40 AM


What a suck up. You should be ashamed. What do you think Tuesday can really do for you. Not much.

Posted by: Anza at January 10, 2007 03:07 PM

The other days were shafted by IPW.

Posted by: Rob Dunn at January 13, 2007 09:23 PM